RED CARPET FAILS: OSCAR LOOKS WE NEVER WANNA SEE AGAIN

We're less than one week away from the Oscars, aka the awards show that gives all our annual excuse to drink too much on a work night and make jokes about Anne Hathaway.

There's a pretty good chance La La Land is going to scoop up basically every award -- so for us this year, it's all about who's going to slay the red carpet. We've got our eyes on kweens like Natalie Portman, Ruth Negga and Alicia Vikander, who never disappoint.

But in hopes of getting everyone else to up their game, let's flashback to some of the outfits that turned heads -- and not always in a good way.