Must-Haves from our Pretty Much Patriotic Line

Consider this back to school shopping for adults. 

We're kinda obsessed with our new apparel collection. It's perfect for wearing from the office to the dance floor and then straight to the nearest Tr*mp protest. Check out a few of our faves below.

The Collusion Tee


  1. secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.

You ain't cool unless you respect democracy. Say NO to Russian meddling. Say NO to money influence in politics. Say NO to corruption in our government.

Say YES to style in this ass-kicking tee.

The Fuck Trump Tank

Perfect for if you're getting tired of saying it out loud 45x's a day.

Get it here. 

M.A.D.A. Hoodie

Aka the "Make America Dance Again" Hoodie.  These are the perfect solution to the ugly, hateful, ignorant red hats.

Buy one for yourself (and then some for everyone you know) here. 

Pursuit of Sweatiness Tee

Money can't buy happiness. But sweatiness can!

Exercise produces endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. And happy people don't smash their phones reading Twitter.

Add this to your bag. 

Like what you see? There's more where that came from. 

Check out the full collection of ((305)) Fitness apparel here.