10 Resolutions You Can (Still) Make

Ahhh we made it. 2017 you are looking fresh to death and we are FEELING IT. Now that the New Year Hangover has finally left the building it's time to get down to those resolutions...right?

What? What’s that you say? Instead of spending time idealizing your self improvement plan you were out getting your glitter on? Of course you were. You're one of us. 

We got your back. Here are ten ((305)) approved resolutions you can actually keep.


1. TWERK MORE AUTHENTICALLY

 

2. BE TRUE TO YOUR GLUTES

 

3. BE KIND TO YOUR NEIGHBOR (IN CLASS AND IN LYFE)

 

4. HONOR THY HIGH-WAISTED LEGGINGS

 

5. LOOK BACK AT IT IN CLASS

 

6. LOOK BACK AT IT ON THE BUS

 

7. NEVER STOP LOOKING BACK AT IT

 

8. SMILE (IF YOU WANT TO)

 

9. DON’T SMILE (IF YOU DON’T WANT TO)

 

10. GET YOUR A$$ IN CLASS*

 

*What are you waiting for? Register now: DC classes and NYC classes are calling your name.